Sunday, July 19, 2009

Celebrities

WARNING: THIS DREAM IS RATED SOMEWHERE BETWEEN PG-13 & NC-17
FOR SEXUAL THEME:

I had a dream last night that I was in a house that resembled the one in which I grew up. John Barrowman, Scott Gill and a couple other people were in the kitchen discussing something of which I don't know the details. I walked in carrying my journal & set it down on the table and proceeded to fix myself a cold drink of something. SG looked at the journal and asked about it. It is the one in which I have GDL's, Mark Sheppard's & Peter Wingfield's autographs. I considered asking JB & SG for theirs, but decided it would probably be tacky because they were guests in the home. I also thought briefly of mentioning that GDL had signed his autograph to "Carol" instead of to me, but I thought that, too, would be tacky & I did not know what I could gain from doing it other than perhaps a little sympathy from JB. But then SG surprised me and asked if I wouldn't mind if he signed a page in it. I took him up on the offer.

In the meantime, I was getting ice from the freezer and putting it in my drink. I stood on my tip-toes in my Dansko shoes and commented on very nearly being as tall as the two of them. JB gave me a "you are rather silly" look & I realized that WAS a really goofy thing to do. After they both signed my journal I thanked them & took it into the living room, sat down on the couch and turned on the TV. I told someone else that the program we wanted to watch was about to start & for that person to hurry up & finish whatever he/she was doing & get into the living room. JB asked what we were getting ready to watch. I told him, although I do not now remember what it was.

Suddenly I was in my car driving to a store where JB & SG had just arrived. They decided they did not want to go inside the store, but wanted to go back to the house because JB was more tired than he originally realized. Suddenly I was in the car in which they drove, sitting in the front passenger seat.

The car was some old 1980's boat, a Thunderbird, or Riviera or something. I was leaning against my door a little, looking out the passenger window when the car started swerving into oncoming traffic. I looked over at JB and saw he was beginning to doze off. I told him to be careful. He claimed that he was not sure how to get back to the house. I asked him if he perhaps wanted me to drive. I looked back at him again and he & SG were making out.

He took me up on the offer to drive & pulled over into the left turn lane where I quickly ran around to the driver's side and JB & SG both got into the back seat, laid down and started really making out! As I shifted into drive I told them that one of them would have to at some point later drive me back to my car. SG told me he would while JB slept & in the meantime, if I needed to go anywhere I was welcome to use this car. Then I grabbed a phone and held it up. JB asked me what I was doing. I told him I had to text pretty much every one I knew about driving them, but then said I was totally kidding. I got back on the road & they were pretty much ready to have sex right there in the back seat of the car (even though they never got as far as taking their clothes off) when (thankfully?) I woke up. By "thankfully" I mean having a dream that I am driving a car with JB & SG in the backseat about to have sex is just plain bonkers, yes?


Ummm, yeah.

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